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John D'Agostino

11.24.06 (1:57 pm) [edit]

To all John's family, friends, and loved ones: Tuesday morning November 21st 2006 began a sad and mournful day for the entire D'Agostino family. My brother John, in route to visit his family in New Jersey, his home town, passed away in a terrible accident. Thank you for all your thoughts and prayers, and for being a part of his life. http://www.app.com/apps/pbcs.... http://www.nytimes.com/2006/1... http://www.nj.com/news/ledger...

Why Does the Outsider Artist Have No Face

09.01.06 (4:07 am) [edit]

BUSH GOT A PURPLE KNOB

outsider art sculpture

My lastest blog post starts like this.

I woke up today around 7:30 am. First time that I slept through the morning call to prayer in a long time. I wouldn't be missed at the cami, the reason being that I never go being the good atheist that I am. It's quarter to nine and I've had my breakfast of beans, eggs, and toast. I washed this back with a mug of Russian coffee with a bit of hazelnut cream in it. I did what I had to in the bathroom. Squeezed the pimple that appeared on my nose over night then stood on the balcony to see who has up and about this bright Manavgat morning.

And ends like this.

Consequentially, although we may survive a bombing across the river, across an ocean, or across a continent, "You know and I know that in the morning we'll be dead."

Read the rest.

An Old Blog from August

10.13.05 (4:59 am) [edit]

Ward, Go Easy on the Beaver tonight.
by John Dog, a.k.a. John D'Agostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist

Go here for old dirty older outsider art blog

The dawn cracked hard like a pool ball on a steely grey sky. Just another smog filled Monday in LA. George and the Dude were sitting on the couch across from me. They had come bearing gifts the night before, a quart of vodka from Ralph's Super Market and a fifth of Gimbly's Dry Gin. They also came with two platinum blondes, one long legged, the other a bit stout but with heaving mounds that giggled almost out of her blouse when she laughed. Neither of them old enough to remember the cold war, the Beatles, or President Clinton for that matter, not even twenty-something yet. I sat comfortably on the couch between these two lovely bookends talking dirty with George and the Dude, a.k.a. the dead beat Jeffery Lebowski.

I was quizzing Carlin on the words that you couldn't say on television. George had his lips wrapped around the business end of a hookah nursing a bowl of opiated hash. The sweet aroma of cannabis and damp panties hung low in the room like the proverbial second shoe waiting to be dropped. George's bright red face lightened as he exhaled and he gasped, "No, you can't say CUNT on television."

The Dude was drinking his usual White Russians staring at the 4 milk jugs on the two white Russians who were rubbing their thighs on mine. He kept cocking his head back and forth looking at the bimbos. He said, "Hey, Hank which one of them girls who are rubbing on your thighs there is the one that came with me. I said, "Fuck, if you don't know then it sure as shit beats the hell out me". There was a pause, then a nod. "Oh, right" said the Dude.

I went back to pounding Carlin for more answers. I was into some bookies for some long green on a nag who came up short and needed cash in a hurry. I thought I could write some gags for Johnny Carson and make a few extra bucks. So I sez to George, What 'bout pussy, can I say pussy? Carlin,"only if the next word is 'cat'."

What about, twat, poontang, nookie, cookie? Carlin, "twat and poontang, definitely not, nookie maybe, cookies, is ok, but only if you say 'milk and' before."

The screen door squeaked and I instinctively reached for my piece under the sofa. "Hello, Hello, ya'll, Mamma's back with da goods" and in Mamma stepped. Mamma was a big black woman, must have weighed 210…. kilos not pounds. The thin thread worn cotton flowered sun dress / muumuu that clung to her moist brown body barely contained her bulk. It was a hot and humid morning. Mamma had breakfast for us, 4 six packs of malt liquor and 2 dozen sliders from the White Castle over on Easy Street. She plopped down on an armchair that was narrower than it needed to be. The sides creaked, then the arms tweaked outward under the pressure of her massive legs, but the chair held. She put 2 six packs and a dozen sliders beside her on the floor and handed me the rest.

George and the bimbos went straight for the burgers. Hash will do that to you. The Russian babes were saying, "Thank you, thank you, ve love American food, White Castle rocks, hee hee". I grabbed a brew and tossed another to the Dude which knocked him in the head. I hadn't noticed that he had nodded out. He said, "Ouch" then he saw the unopened beer in lap and said, "Oh, thanks man".

Mamma was on the run from the law. She was wanted for questioning in the death of two midgets who worked for the Coon's Brothers Soul Circus. The pair of them were found together in the same extra large queen size bed crushed and suffocated to death. An extra large queen size pair of women's knickers was also found at the scene. Mamma wasn't worried about beating that rap, after all it was just a freak accident.

What worried Mamma were the 583 outstanding traffic violations against her. Mamma drove like a bat outta hell, and the MAN wanted a piece of her. Mamma had an 84 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. With the top down she had no problem getting into her ride. She had the front seats removed when she bought the thing. She drove from the back seats. She was that big. She filled the car. No room for passengers at all. In her defense, this was no full size Caddy of the seventies; remember there was an oil shortage back then. The 8 cylinder engine was bored to 600 cubic inches, was fuel injected, and turbo charged. But that's another story for another time.

So we drank and we smoked the better part of the morning away; Mamma, me, and the rest. George was still up. The Dude and one of the Ruskies slipped off to a bedroom or a bathroom or someplace. I guess he finally figured it out. I looked at the long legged one and asked, "Can I see your axe wound?", "Can I see your gash?". "Vhat are you talking about?", she says. I turn an eye towards Mamma and I say, "Can I see your axe wound?", "Can I see your gash?" Mamma says, "You want to see some gash, I'll go in the kitchen an' git me a butcher knife an' then I show you some gash, you dirty old bastard." George piped in, "Those are keepers, you can use those." And, so started my new career as a television joke writer. By the way, "What is the dirtiest thing ever said on television?"

CIA focus on John Dog, Outsider Art Maker

09.29.05 (1:39 am) [edit]

More Sex, Lies, and Web Sites
by John DAgostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist, a.k.a. the John Dog
she shallows outsider artist whole CIA Claims she Swallows

I found another nasty CIA Smear Report. Of course none of it is true. I also found something interesting when I checked my web stats for September. The MSN spider visited my site over 400 times. But even more interesting is that the US Government had 29 hits on my site. I didn't think there were 29 people in the US government who even knew what eccentric outsider art was. Makes you think, doesn't it? The report is printed below with my comments in brackets.

The "Anatomy of a Big Night Out with the John Dog" a CIA report

Research into the habits people who know the eccentric outsider artist John DAgostino, a.k.a. The John Dog brought to light information that we long ago suspected. "What is most alarming of all is the fact that young women seem to be risking more than ever," said a CIA chief executive Jim Cousins. In the report, based on interrogations of people on 3 continents revealed that:

36% of women said they had been attacked after getting drunk with the John Dog.
(she hit me first)
34% of young women said they had had unplanned or unprotected sex after drinking too much booze while drinking with the John Dog
.(she said she was on the pill)
59% of women said they had got into an argument with their boyfriends or husbands after drinking with the John Dog.
(she said she was unattached)
"Women are getting into more fights, more arguments and are being arrested or cautioned by the police more than young men who associate with the John Dog."
(CIA plot to cut off my babe supply)
47 % of women had been arrested or warned by the police compared to 16 percent of men who associate with the John Dog. (ditto, with FBI help)
20% of women had been injured because of an accident after getting drunk with the John Dog.
(women are always falling at my feet)
12% of men said they had faced a sex assault after drinking too much with the John Dog
(that's cause they can't get it the way I can)
83% of those questioned said they had taken a sick day off work after a big night on the booze with the John Dog.
(wussies)
33% of interrogated said they drank too much because they had a bad day or week at work and that the John Dog just happened to be in the same bar.
(people will say anything when their balls are in a vise)
31 % said they drank with the John Dog to feel more confident because the John Dog is such a loser that it makes them feel less inferior.
(ditto, but with electric shock)

A Like to Work with an Eccentric Outsider Artist

09.22.05 (3:31 am) [edit]

Time 4 Weird News with My Buddy John Dog by Maxine Dogmeat

Full moon last night. Had a wonderful evening hanging at Mehmet's Bar with my friend eccentric outsider artist, The John Dog. Mehmet's is more like an outdoor cafe. Actually, all the tables are outside. The only inside seating is on the second floor, but no one goes up there except to use the facilities, the crapper. Mehmet's overlooks the beach and last night there was a cooling breeze coming from the Med that sucked the heat from the streets. Life is bearable when you are listening to the good r & b and the blues with the smell of the sea in the air and a little wind in your sails.

Slept well, woke up for the first time in many a week not lying in a moist pool of sweat or my boobs dripping wet against my rib cage. The heat wave seems to have eased and I'm feeling good. Had me a hearty breakfast, tomato, olive, and hotdog omelet washed down with generous amounts of Coke. When I opened the Coke I looked under the lining in the cap and found that I won a free liter. I was starting to get all tingly down below with all this excitement or maybe it was the caffeine. I called my good buddy The John Dog, who was at home drinking a cup o' joe and told him the good news. I walked to the bank and the cash machine worked, which made me happy cause half the time it doesn't. I'm on a roll. I stopped at the liquor store and got some Kirov vodka and Captain Black Mini Tipped Cherry Sweets cigars for later.

Later my buddy the dog man called me back with some bizarre story that only an eccentric outsider art maker could imagine. Overhead the clouds were beginning to appear 'the powers at be' (one of my new favorite expressions) decided that the John Dog wasn't going to have a 'Happy Days' Richey gets a hickey day. It was going to be a 'Happy Tree People' day instead. Because when he took off his socks to get ready for the beach he noticed that his legs where covered with red bumps of various shapes and sizes. Some of them were oozing. "No, no, not again attack of the oozing puss filed sores, he screamed." Shit, fuck, piss, god damn mother fucker; what else can one say in these situations? I hate to see a friend suffer. "Sometimes," John Dog said, "I wish that a little blue squirrel with chain saw a blazing would burst into my room and hack both my legs off. Rev up the motor and dig in. Have a ball slashing away; blood all over the room covering the walls, the bed, the computer, and everything else including me and the fuzzy little blue rodent. Get it over with." I wanted to comfort him badly, maybe lick his balls a little and suck him off.

I went to his place with a couple six packs. "It felt good getting that off my chest, thanks for stopping by with the beer" he said. I said, "Think I'll pop open a cold one now." We worked on an article that we are co-writing, called Time for Weird News.

Later I ran a cool bath for the John Dog, told him to strip and get in the tub. I took a bar of anti-bacterial soup from the shelf and began to scrub the sores on his legs. I wanted to cheer him up so I pulled of my t-shirt and shorts and gave him a view of my naked body. He smiled and his little turtle head popped out stretched its neck. I lathered the rest of his body and massaged him forcefully with a sponge. I turned on the warm water and rinsed the John Dog off. His dick was firm and very inviting. I was wet and ready when I entered the tub and when he entered me. We sloshed around in the water and made a lot of bubbles in the process. John Dog let out an eccentric outsider artist moan and kissed my breasts with appreciation. I could feel him coming inside me so I road him harder. Water was slashing all over the bathroom floor when I climaxed.

After our bit of sex-ercise we got back to writing the Time for Weird News article. Here's a little sample of it.

Time for Weird News dateline Chicago - LaChania Govan said she got bounced around by her cable company when she called to complain. She made dozens of calls and was even transferred to a person who spoke Spanish — a language she doesn't understand. Understandably, she got p.o.ed and said a few things.

When she got her August bill from the company she had no trouble understanding she'd made somebody mad. It was addressed to "Bitch Dog." Damn, if she was my wife she'd probably be getting most of her letters addressed that way me being the John Dog and all. (JD comment)

The cable company explained that "La Cania" means "female dog" in Portugese. They have farmed out all the customer service work to foreign countries with cheap wages. It was a guy in Brazil on the phone who misunderstood, Lachania.
Lame fucking excuse but very creative. If you believe that one you probably believe the Jesus never screwed Mary Magdalene. (Maxine comment)

Here's a better one from the same story, In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jeffery Barnes started getting letters addressed to "Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes."

He said, "I had no bad words (with them) at all. I guess the earliest letter is dated in May and from then on up until now my name has been listed as Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes and I have no idea why."
Barnes said he received an apologetic call from a company official. He also has contacted an attorney to determine if he can take legal action.

A Peoples Energy spokeswoman called the letter inexcusable.
Sounds like Peoples Energy needs to be more vigorous in their employee drug screening procedures. Some low paid stoner doing data entry for minimum wage probably just got bored one day. We've all been there haven't we? Do something stupid at work that's gonna hit the fan after you've quit. Stick it the boss man before you go. Joe'd be bragging to his stoner buddies about it and they would be saying, 'Yea, that was cool man, way cool dude. Sticking it to the maannn. Righteous' (Maxine comment)

Now if Joe Stoner hadn't resigned and the boss man fingered him for the deed, I'm sure he'd be getting a letter with a pink slip in it addressed to Joe Fart Breathed Slacker Stoner. (JD comment)

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09.17.05 (11:54 pm) [edit]

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Dirty Teacher

09.09.05 (7:30 am) [edit]

A Killer English Teacher
by John DAgostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist, a.k.a. John Dog

dirty teacher from outsider art blog

I am going to be the death of you yet. This is what Sharon my English teacher told me. I have been studying English for 3 years and I has learned a good amount of idiomatic expressions. But I did not know what she meaned by this words. I think she will give us lots of home work. I work hard all day at the bank, HSBC. I come to class 3 nights a week. I am getting very tired at night. Maybe she will kill me with home work.

I must to study for my accounting certificate. My boss said I will get lost my job when I don't pass the examination. A nother thing is I can not get no job advance I no pass English course. Maybe I will talk to my friend John. John is an eccentric outsider artist and writer (he helped me write that). He will help me with my English talking. He will say me what to do. I don't know, my teacher is crazy woman, her fingernails is black. She has pink hair and metal rings in her eyes lid and noses hole. John says she probably got metal stuck in all other places. I don't want to say where. He says she is kissing with girls.

John is a very well writer. He writes in the internet. He showed me his – notes of a dirty old outsider artist blog thing. John is old. He knows many things. He does not look not clean. But he say – Ayse my hunney bun(?) I am very dirty old man. I want to be you're private tutor. He say I must to be careful with my teacher Sharon. He says - She will eat you for lunch. Sharon will chew on your carpet. We have nice table in lunch room. I don't no understand.

I have starting my new English class for 4 weeks. The start 20 students join the lessons. Every day I going to class more pupils not in room. I thinking might be that my teacher is killing other students. My teacher name Sharon have a very much funny laugh. She laugh like load bird in jungle. She laugh at student mistakes. She make me mad some time. But I no say some thing because Sharon going to hand me bad mark. I know girl Fatima is class very sad for bad mark on exam. Sharon be nice to her. She very pretty. Sharon touch Fatima hair later give Fatima extra lesson at Sharon apartment. Might be Sharon is not a bad teacher.

killed by dirty old outsider art maker

I am become worry. Police come to school to say some thing to Sharon teacher. I hear much many boys missing from lesson. I dont know. One boy at class was call me some time. But I no have phone call from long ago. Police man tell he is missing. police are very nice on Turkey because he worry student not go to lesson.

We have funny class on today. Sharon teacher give we fact to make conversation about people health. In Turkey some peoples has heart attack. Turkish peoples like eat lamb meat kebab. Sharon teacher give to me paper with words on paper.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

I tell my class Japanese people very little fat, not big people. I read English good.

She give Erkan my friend a nother paper. It write on the paper

2. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Erkan tell that french fry haves more fat a lot. and French peoples attack British and America.

Erkan no understand English good.

My Sharon teacher nother paper to give to Emre. Emre is no smart. Papers says

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Emre says little drunk Japanese attack British and American because no like war on Iraq.

Dilara is a pretty girl. Sharon teacher give Dilara help to read on paper.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Dilara don't know English words. But Sharon teacher give answer to Dilara not understanding.

She say Italian drinking much red wine no having heart attack problem.

Sharon teacher give every some body at class paper with sentence.

5.. Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

Now me understand teacher is killing the full class students. I say to my friend John outsider artist no to worry.

dirty old posts

09.05.05 (4:41 am) [edit]

JOHN eccentric outsider artist John Dog DOG

Here is a list of August posts on my other blog site
- notes of a dirty old outsider artist
which is based on the title of Charles Bukowski's book notes of a dirty old man, so is the design of the site.

Blogs Inspired by the Buk

Go Easy on the Beaver – Chapter One of a wild ride thru the mind of the John Dog, an awesome eccentric outsider artist. Buk enters my brain and things get insane. Please, tell him to stop it.

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Aug 11

Mo' Ramblin' – The party and it is outrageous, outsider artist John Dog, the Dude, the Buk, and some Russian girls get sloppy drunk and have an orgy. Find out what going on in the closet.

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Aug 12

Cleanliness Is next to... – How does he do it? I don't know. Besides being a consistently good outsider artist the John Dog is a high powered chick magnet.

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Aug 13

Thrown for A Loop – There he goes again that crazy eccentric outsider artist is always getting into trouble with the women. Will the John Dog ever learn?

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Aug 14

Bowling and Balling – Big Ern enters into my world and hell breaks loose. Get the bare facts about bare naked ladies from the most creative outsider artist, John Dog

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Aug 20

Jesus Cops an Attitude – Nobody fucks wid da Jesus, as that
wild outsider artist John Dog and the rest of the gang found out. Chapter 6 of Bukish blogging.

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Aug 21

Bear Epilogue – A wonderful ending to a story from a wonderful outsider artist who tells how two bad guys get it in the end.

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Aug. 29

Blogs Inspired by God and Satan

Sharing the Wealth – Generous outsider artist makes great art and shares the wealth. Lovely ladies from around the world.

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Aug 31

95 degrees in the shade – blissful outsider artist reaches nirvana

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Aug 30

Deception Point – When he is not making great outsider art, John Dog is doing book reviews and plugging his brother's super blog 1, super blog 2, super blog 3, super blog 4

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Aug 28

Tell Me Lies – The best dirty old outsider artist in the world brings you fibs and fables from the internet.
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Aug 27

Trying to Be Good – John Dog likes to cuss, but today this exciting outsider artist ain't gonna cuss – I swear it.

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Aug 26

In and Out of It – Soon to be famous outsider artist , buy my work now, tells a story of a very strange day in the life of an eccentric outsider art maker.

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Aug 24

Titties and Beer – How do you fight a demon or devil that has crawled up your ass and is vexing your soul. The ever curious eccentric outsider artist John Dog explores the subject. http://www.notes.outsider-art... –
Aug 23

Cheap Flights to Amsterdam – Welcome to the Hotel Amsterdam,
you can check out any time you like but you can never leave as this
eccentric outsider artist found out.

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Aug 22

The Blues Is Killing Me – The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly sides of life as told by that outsider artist who everyone loves to hate, John Dog. I'm fighting back, damn it.

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Aug 19

Where Is My Hat – Massively popular eccentric outsider artist John Dog tells tales of how every time he meets a big celebrity he some how looses his hat – very weird

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Aug 18

Disco Fever – Have you ever had cheap nasty zombie sex? Learn all about the latest fetish craze from
the almighty and powerful eccentric outsider artist, John Dog

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Aug 17

Tripe – Is not meaningless crap. It makes a damn good bowl of soup. The John Dog knows good soup and good art because he is
a great eccentric outsider artist.

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Aug 16

Ready For the Gulag – The terrific outsider artist John Dog draws the attention of the CIA. Bush finally figured out where Saddam hid his weapons of mass destruction – CHINA. John Dog exposes the lies of the Bush administration and more.

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Aug 15

FYI – Adult Content Advisory – My first nasty sci-fi story. Men watch out. The future brings with it the horrors of wanton women out to kidnap your sperm by any means possible.

The best eccentric outsider artist, the John Dog says beware.

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Aug 10

It's Not True – A CIA conspiracy against eccentric outsider artist John Dog is blown. And they thought that I wouldn't find out. Don't believe a word of it. Bush sucks.

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Aug 09

Love Stinks – John Dog is a romantic eccentric outsider artist and his heart has been stomped on too many times. He bares all with this story. Share his pain. Share his anger.

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Aug 06

Ward, Go Easy on the Beaver tonight. by John Dog, a.k.a. John D'Agostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist

Go here for old dirty older outsider art blog

Ward, Go Easy on the Beaver tonight.
by John Dog, a.k.a. John D'Agostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist